Home Safety

I often hear sounds in my house at night. These sounds force me to stare at my ceiling instead of taking a nice snooze. Why you ask? Because it sounds like there is an intruder in my course, of course. While I have a fully functioning security system (thank you Slomins) in my house, i still feel uneasy. Why you ask...I'll tell you!



I believe that I could outsmart a security system!

Hours have been spent trying to come up with an unbeatable plan! I think I've found it.

Every night....before bed.....at every door and window.....place a bowl of.....pistachios.


I don't believe in nihilism. I believe that every person is brought to this world for a reason -- that reason...pistachios

If i see one, I must eat it; I believe that the same applies to you. And remember, pistachios are loud. Therefore, if you place pistachios at every entrance...a robber will be forced to eat them. The sound of cracking shell will wake you.....crisis avoided....thank me later world.

-GH